Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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