I wannas sexs uuuuu
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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