We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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