i barfeds in our rink
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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