And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Help. Why am I so naked?
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