She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
two words...techno handjob
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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