Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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