The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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