What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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