Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cannot find my penis.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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