at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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