Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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