Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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