I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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