please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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