Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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