You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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