The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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