try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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