Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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