I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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