I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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