your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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