okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
send nudes
from the living room?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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