This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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