So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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