I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just want to make out with him forever
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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