Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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