I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
