You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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