i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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