She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
