He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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