What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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