Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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