TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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