38 yer olds are good kisserssss
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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