laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
