On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize