she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If that was your dad, he is hot
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
This baby is an asshole
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
