Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Drunk is a universal language darling
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