In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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