make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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