please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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