HIV tests are more positive than that guy
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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