So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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