But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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