PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The adults are the big ones right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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