Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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