when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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