You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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