So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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