Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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